in which I have to admit it's getting better.

today I got hired.

so I guess that officially sort of makes me a gap girl. I mean, since ole n is owned by the gap & all. anyway I have mixed emotions as I am sure anyone would at this critical juncture in their lives, aka what was supposed to be a leap into adulthood and is instead just a stumble into more RETAIL. but I am really very relieved. thank you god. I have another shitty job a source of income. (no seriously thank you thank you god.)



my cat takes the sickest baths. I don't mean sick=cool, I mean sick=sick. as in gross. as in completely nauseating. I hate "mouth noises", ie people smacking their lips, chewing loudly, sucking their tongue, kissing sloppy, etc. this is 1,000,000,000 times worse.

equation time!
1 cat bath = someone smacking their lips + loud chewing + tongue sucking + sloppy kiss * disgustingly noisy movie make out scene + curiously fishy stench of cat breath / loud accoustics in a small room / 1 naturally gross cat = C R I M I N E Y.

I, like every other pet owner, think my cat is supercute. but he's also superhideous. he snores. he spends an obscene amount of time cleaning out his ears, with great pleasure. he breathes really loudly. he lays down on the floor when he eats, because I guess standing over a food dish eating dried chicken pellets is a hell of a lot of work. he has embarrassing flabby flaps on his stomach; they tend to ripple magestically when he runs (he doesn't run a lot). he seriously chews his toenails. (I am not making this up; it makes me cringe every time I see him doing it.) and he takes the loudest effing baths ever.

too bad I love him so much.

I have a library date & a lunch date & a school date & then I have to drink my first pumpkin spice latte of the year. tis the season.