today I saw a lady puke on the subway. fortunately it was on the floor, not projectile vomiting, so there is some justice in the world but I still had 2 stops to go in the bright cheerful company of a pile of yellowish vomit. everyone started reflexively rubbing their hands together and making faces. I just started worrying that it would someone roll backwards and get on my shoes. not that my shoes were so precious, I just hate vomit. and usually I'm a sympathy ralpher.
to contrast this horrible news, I will now reveal that I am making cinnamon cookies. I have big big big trouble spelling the word cinnamon. cinnamin cinnemon cinneman cinnoman. I had to google it just now to make sure I was spelling it right.
"oh my god girl it is cold at night," and I am listening to christmas music.
Friday, September 25, 2009
Thursday, September 24, 2009
in which we are having a big picnic for you in the desert.
so I have a receptionist interview tomorrow at a laboratory
so what am I doing tonight? watchin hair eatin ice cream and pasta.
this is how we celebrate.
we are all one:
and I am the President of the United States of Love......
so what am I doing tonight? watchin hair eatin ice cream and pasta.
this is how we celebrate.
we are all one:
and I am the President of the United States of Love......
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
in which I need a tune up.
¿cóma está?
I am just sitting around waiting for fall to start. currently the weather is muggy beyond all belief, except in our flat, which is breezy beyond all belief. yesterday I ate an end-of-summer delicious ferrero's italian ice on the red line on my way to school; today I hung out with caroline and ditched school. not too shabby.
if there is one thing I need to improve on it is planning my time. I can't get it into my head that it takes 10 min to walk to the train, 15 min to get downtown, and at least 5 min to walk to where ever I need to go. instead I wait till the last minute and then run around shrieking. if there is another thing I need to improve on it is washing the goddamn dishes in a timely fashion instead of getting all frat boy on them and letting them sit disgustingly in the sink. (I remember times in college when I would take my dishes into the shower with me in an attempt to force myself to wash them. la-a-azy.) more improvements to come.
I am really just doing some more procrastinating. I was contacted about a receptionist job at a downtown laboratory... I think it was the same indian guy that I accidently hung up on last week. yi-ikes. but I would actually like to work in a lab, because that would mean a. quitting ole navy, b. steady income, c. I would work in a friggin laboratory. I am finishing reading Frankenstein so I am a little nuts about labs right now. oo-oo.
in the meantime, 1. my little sister is visiting tomorrow, 2. my third roommate is moving in on saturday, 3. I am obsessed with listing and numbering things.
I am just sitting around waiting for fall to start. currently the weather is muggy beyond all belief, except in our flat, which is breezy beyond all belief. yesterday I ate an end-of-summer delicious ferrero's italian ice on the red line on my way to school; today I hung out with caroline and ditched school. not too shabby.
if there is one thing I need to improve on it is planning my time. I can't get it into my head that it takes 10 min to walk to the train, 15 min to get downtown, and at least 5 min to walk to where ever I need to go. instead I wait till the last minute and then run around shrieking. if there is another thing I need to improve on it is washing the goddamn dishes in a timely fashion instead of getting all frat boy on them and letting them sit disgustingly in the sink. (I remember times in college when I would take my dishes into the shower with me in an attempt to force myself to wash them. la-a-azy.) more improvements to come.
I am really just doing some more procrastinating. I was contacted about a receptionist job at a downtown laboratory... I think it was the same indian guy that I accidently hung up on last week. yi-ikes. but I would actually like to work in a lab, because that would mean a. quitting ole navy, b. steady income, c. I would work in a friggin laboratory. I am finishing reading Frankenstein so I am a little nuts about labs right now. oo-oo.
in the meantime, 1. my little sister is visiting tomorrow, 2. my third roommate is moving in on saturday, 3. I am obsessed with listing and numbering things.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
in which you'd better look out below.
"Love never faileth: but whether there be prophecies, they shall fail; whether there be tongues, they shall cease; whether there be knowledge, it shall vanish away. For we know in part, and we prophesy in part. But when that which is perfect is come, then that which is in part shall be done away. When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things. For now we see through a glass, darkly; but then face to face: now I know in part; but then shall I know even as also I am known. And now abideth faith, hope, love, these three; but the greatest of these is love."
Sunday, September 20, 2009
in which I begin the week.
what we fight about in our house:
a. does the pharoah in night at the museum look like donny osmand, y or n.
2. who the fuck ate all the saltine toffee. there was a whole plate in the fridge & it didn't eat itself.
d. is rescuing a craigslist piano from a rainy alley a good idea.
current obsessions: writing about medusa, frankenstein, lutheran culture, not biting my fingernails, thinking about what to be for halloween.
a. does the pharoah in night at the museum look like donny osmand, y or n.
2. who the fuck ate all the saltine toffee. there was a whole plate in the fridge & it didn't eat itself.
d. is rescuing a craigslist piano from a rainy alley a good idea.
I like where I'm at. 
current obsessions: writing about medusa, frankenstein, lutheran culture, not biting my fingernails, thinking about what to be for halloween.
Saturday, September 19, 2009
in which I have a few original thoughts.
watching carmina burana but I have the oscar meyer weenie song stuck in my head. I lost $10 today by dropping it outside of the subway. now some lucky pigeon is feathering his nest with that shit. am now thinking of changing my name to olga; I think it would make me more/less credible in many ways. makin saltine toffee, will tell you how it turns out, maybe pass out samples, no wait I'm just going to eat it all.
Friday, September 18, 2009
in which I am not faded nor falling apart.
what u doin lol?
oh me, nothin jus sittin @ home listenin to my cat freak out in the hallway for no discernable reason.
so today I'm optimistic again.
friday is my cleaning day, buuuuut I am extremely unmotivated. I managed to extract myself from this comfortable chair & sweep the whole flat. then I found myself sitting in this comfortable chair again with my laptop in my, you guessed it, lap. it all happened so quickly, I think I may have whiplash. I am confused as to how this drop in productivity occured. I mean, I know I should be changing the litter in the catbox, but don't get out of the chair I just sit playing games on Orisinal & listening to internet radio.
oh me, nothin jus sittin @ home listenin to my cat freak out in the hallway for no discernable reason.
so today I'm optimistic again.
friday is my cleaning day, buuuuut I am extremely unmotivated. I managed to extract myself from this comfortable chair & sweep the whole flat. then I found myself sitting in this comfortable chair again with my laptop in my, you guessed it, lap. it all happened so quickly, I think I may have whiplash. I am confused as to how this drop in productivity occured. I mean, I know I should be changing the litter in the catbox, but don't get out of the chair I just sit playing games on Orisinal & listening to internet radio.
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